Monday, February 27, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Please Help MeeMaw
Purportely husband-free for the first time since the now-legendary Ron and Mike backpacking trips, Mary Lynn has been seen enjoying herself eating exotic foods, watching NETWORK television and totally ignoring birds. If you see her, don't be fooled by her huge grin, she needs guidance! Offer to take her to Pepe's.
Not a Mallen? Not a Malin?
Former male prostitute runs for Texas Legislature
The Dallas Morning News is reporting that state House candidate Tom Malin, a Democrat running in the March 7 primary, used to work as a prostitute.
The newspaper reports:
The Web page touts the "hot uninhibited" services of a male escort identified as Todd Sharpe, displaying a blurry beefcake photo and listing a Dallas phone number.
But the number belongs to a salesman and former actor named Tom Malin, a Dallas Democrat who is seeking election to the Texas House.
Mr. Malin acknowledged Thursday that he once worked as a prostitute.
"I've made mistakes in my life, and I've stood before my Creator and I've accepted responsibility for my behavior," Mr. Malin said. "I've also accepted his grace and his redemption and his love and his forgiveness, and that's what important."
Web pages that have been used to advertise the sexual services of "Todd Sharpe" say he previously worked in the New York City and Los Angeles areas. His rates ranged from $200 to $600, according to graphically detailed reviews from men whom the pages described as satisfied customers.
Mr. Malin said he no longer works as a prostitute.
"I knew that if I continued on with that, I would die," Mr. Malin said. "God spoke to me, and I knew I had to make a different choice in life."
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Pump you up!
Concerned about a lump on his stomach David went to the doctor only to discover that he has grown an accessory muscle and has, according to the Doctor, "a SEVEN PACK!". The Hans and Franz jokes have yet to subside. Some people accessories with jewelry and belt buckles others prefer muscles...oh sure.
Monday, February 13, 2006
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Add to Your Favorites!
Hispanitas website has gone live as of today! It is not yet designed but has a temporary placeholder. Stay tuned as it evolves along with the company! Casitas will be making their debut at the Las Vegas Shoe Show Feb 10-13. Wish them luck, not that they need it, their first order has already gone out!
www.Casitas4Hispanitas.com
Monday, February 06, 2006
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Superbowl Odds 2/1/06
Why watch if you can't wager, eh? Here's the Vegas line as of today, odds may change depending on who get arrested in Detroit this week. What do you suppose the odds were for 25,000 Ford workers?
NFL Line Super Bowl XL - NFL Lines for the Super Bowl - Super Bowl 40
Game Date 2/5, 2006
Date & Time Favorite NFL Line Underdog Total
2/5 6:30 ET Pittsburgh -4 Seattle 47